Calypso by David Sedaris

Welcome to two guys, one book. I am Brian joined as always with Tim Tim, of course, and this week's book is Calypso by David Sedaris. It's my pick. Why did you pick it Brian? Why did I pick it? Well, I felt like we needed a change of pace. We've been reading all these downers. We got Virginia Woolf and then we got a cancer book and then book about Russia, you know spoiling the election. So like we just need something different and David Sedaris is an author I had known about for a while, and I've seen him talk numerous times and think he's entertaining guy, not seeing him in person. So yeah. Yeah not seen him in person. But seeing him on like TV interviews that kind of thing think he's a funny guy. He's got a bunch of books out there and they're just kind of anecdotal stories about his life and his family and I just picked this most recent one. Have you read anything by him before? I have not. No, so I didn't know quite what to expect but I kind of figured I just knew he. He read I've seen him read excerpts from his book in there always normally centered around his life. So I kind of knew it was doable in that sense, but I liked it. I enjoyed it. I thought I was a easy read a fun read it's broken down into 21 different chapters about any and each chapter has its own theme or Vibe, but he talks about. A lot of different things throughout the book that kind of our repair come up throughout all the stories. So were you surprised by anything when you read this or is it kind of what you expected? Um, I don't know. I guess I didn't really have that specific of expectations. So it didn't really exceed or fail in that regard. I enjoyed it and I felt like it was seems like a very personal book. He goes into depth about his sister suicide and then his mother how his mother died in her 60s or something when the kids were just becoming adults so they had a big impact on the family and it seems like their mother might have been an alcohol. Well was an alcoholic so, you know talking about that stuff made it, you know, intriguing and and engaging but I felt like there were sometimes I just laughed out loud. I mean like I'm not usually one to do that when I'm reading people will say, you know, a certain book is funny or what not and when I read it I may not laugh out loud at me like it. I may still like there's not many very rarely do books make me laugh out loud. And this one did it because I really enjoy David Sedaris. I think he's a funny guy. Yeah, so well, what did you think I love this book? Oh, yeah, I'm glad you picked it. Yeah good. We did need a change of pace for sure and you were thinking of a book of his to choose and then I was also listening to like the fresh air. He did her interview recently promoted the book and you heard about it too and you were like, why don't we just do this newest? And you know how I feel about newer books. Like if it's new it must not be good. Let's read these classic but it's not the case. This is new and it's great and I Tried reading a David Sedaris book a while ago and I couldn't really get into it. I think I was in like early college or something and it probably depends at where you at where you're at in your life. How at what extent you appreciate it or it can relate to what. I'm talking about but the way he like weaves together sad things and funny things. I think it's just super well done. Mmm Yeah, I think it's well written and it just and I and having seen him read excerpts from his past books. It's like I can almost picture him reading it. Did you get the audio book for that it book? Yeah, that's great because it was a him reading. It was him reading it. Okay, well good and a couple of the stories were actually in front of a live audience. So you get you got their reactions like in real time eyes. It's really funny. Yeah. So yeah. Did you have a favorite little story? Let's see. I mean I had to review because like you said there were so many things that he kind of weaves in. In and out throughout all his stories that I had to go back and then be like, oh which one was you know, I don't know if a specific story stands out. It's more like little moments inside each of the stories. But what about you? Did you have a favorite? I just going down the list here. I liked his Stepping Out which was his him being a slave does Fitbit and like going and picking up garbage along the English Countryside roads where they lived. I liked Calypso where they cut out the tumor from his body and and to feed it to a turtle is pretty weird. Yeah, that was weird and then Untamed. Which was about they had a fox in their backyard named they named it Carol and I thought that was kind of cool intersection of nature. I like I think foxes are cool just in general. So I like I kind of wish I could have a pet fox. I guess this is why I like that one. Yeah, and I think the one and then I think my favorite one was probably and while you're up there check my prostate. Which is a about him the David Sedaris does not drive. He never got a driver's license and so he but he was fascinated with like road rage and how other drivers yell at each other and their own car, you know, and he's like, so he when he's travels abroad he was getting. The Bunga the bulgarians and the hungarians like their versions of what do you say in your car to swear somebody out on the road and I thought I have a few quotes from that that I think that was pretty good. Yeah, but yeah, like you said there's a lot of little things was it. Is there any particular moment stick out to you? So I just loved how he wrote about like his the Dynamics with his family and with Hugh his long-term lover. So. Who is your favorite like what was your favorite relationship to hear about because he talked about like him and his dad a lot. Yeah, him and Hugh, his sister's. Yeah, he comes from a family of six. Right? Right. Well, yeah that and but now we are five, right? Yeah, because which I thought was an interesting chapter about his sister’s suicide. Um, I guess I kind of liked his relationship with his siblings. And because he talks about how over time you can develop different dynamics with different siblings throughout your life and I have found that to be true and kind of in very interesting because I have two older siblings and how we have grown up into adulthood. It's my relationship has evolved with both of them. Especially the older one who's significantly older any like eight years apart is a big difference when you're 10 and 18 but like when you're in adults, it's not that big a deal and it's just nice to have an adult relationship with both my siblings. And so that I think is the one I his relationship with his siblings. I enjoyed. What did you think about his family life? Like when they were younger like when they were all little kids? Well, I mean I did that didn't really stick out to me a whole lot. Do you remember just it's a that bits and pieces like he was talking about how his dad would kind of just hang out and watch TV or something. But like they all kind of competed for their mom's attention and she was a really good Storyteller. So you kind of got the sense that he developed that skill. Just kind of being around her growing up. True. Yeah. I yeah now that you mentioned that I do remember that. I did read the book. but no. Yeah, I mean that and I think that's that was an interesting point because. He I feel like he definitely got a storytelling skills from his mom and it seemed like he was much closer to his mom and his dad when he was younger. Yeah, a lot of my favorite Parts in the book were parts of this Dad where it's like they don't really know how to communicate with each other. But whether it's like through music or just being together at the house, they find a way to get along, you know, his dad's kind of like a far-right Republican and he's super liberal. They just Clash a lot. But as long as they don't talk too much, they okay with each other right? Right and him and his sister Amy. They seem like they're pretty similar and get along well and she's in some stuff. I've Seen Her Like She's the voice of someone on BoJack Horseman. Oh, yeah. I know you don't watch that show. She was in like she was like the lead in Strangers With Candy back in the day. Really? Yeah the lead. Yeah. She was candy she was. That was Ellen Page wasn't it? I think it is like hard candy. Yeah, one thing of Strangers With Candy. I would have been surprised if you would really remember that one that was like an obscure show on Comedy Central. I don't it was about high school and Stephen Colbert was actually on it. Oh, okay. Yeah. And so yeah, Steve and Amy Sedaris, I think both like work together a lot in the early years. Yeah, but I kind of like yeah Amy Sedaris is in a bunch of other stuff too. Oh, she's in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Is she? Yeah. She's the crazy friend of Jaclyn who's like, yeah Super Rich. Yeah and like and like just. Starved for attention. Okay. She's kind of like she's a minor character, but she has funny scenes things. She plays like an amplified version of herself, perhaps. I don't know her personally, Tim. Yeah, but like through David's stories and sounds like she's a little quirky. Yeah over the top too. It sounds like they eat. Every one of the Sedaris family is a little quirky in their own. Well, it's to me it felt like a Wes Anderson movie come to life. Yeah, you know, like they've all got their flaws and like quirky Parts, but somehow they get along. Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. Yeah. Was there anything you didn't like about the book per se. If I had to say maybe towards the end some of the stories kind of would run together a been. Like I loved it overall and but.  Thinking back. It's a little hard to distinguish that story from the other one because to me they all felt pretty similar. Right? So I think by the end you you know, you have a good grasp of all the things he's talking about like the beach house and the turtle and and his relationship with his dad and Hugh and stuff. It's like, I mean it there are themes throughout the whole book that that I think going into it when you're starting. The rest of the chapter keep makes it more unique but then towards the end. It's kind of everything kind of gets blended together, which is fine. That's why even though it's not a long book. I kind of took a while to read because I would just read like one story before bed or something. I think it's better to break it up instead of binge read this one so you can kind of appreciate it in doses. I agree and I actually read it the opposite way. I've been binged it. I was flying so I just. Was able to zip through a pretty good and I was on vacation to so I just read one after the other because like I just like them so much but I think your way was a little better to absorb each one and just enjoy it and then you know like you don't need to burn through it, right? Yeah. So you were laughing on the airplane and people are looking over I was thankfully thankfully Megan was beside me so she could you know, it wasn't like it wasn't a stranger. Speaking of that. I just want to read one quote real quick. Yeah, because it's relevant so Hugh his long-term partner. Said he would like read his manuscripts and stuff. And so he said Hugh who is good at spotting typos and used to do so for his father a novelist, was reading the manuscript for the first time whenever I heard him laugh, I'd ask what's so funny should 5 or 10 minutes passed with no reaction. I'd call out. Why aren't you laughing? That's hilarious? Yeah, obviously, I mean, I think David Sedaris recognizes that he is a unique individual and with his own quirks, and I think he. You know. Should displays them in all their glory and I think that's the way it should be. You know, like we're all human we're all flawed and but yeah, he's pretty open about he’ll you know be pretty up front with some of his shortcomings and be self-deprecating about it. But the way he describes Hugh was pretty funny because they do seem opposite and a lot of you don't think he's really proper and kind of just as manners and things like that. But yeah, it's funny. Yeah, I like I think I thought they had a big they seem to have a good relationship. I don't you see like I don't I having not read them before. I don't know if I mean, I'm sure Hugh pops up in his other books as well because he's been writing for so long, but I'm probably there's probably a time before you that he started writing. I would think. I don't know but it doesn't makes me want to go back and read him more. Yeah, I'm curious how similar in different his other books are. I'm sure it's a lot more family stuff and but maybe some focus more on his like relationship with Hugh or some focus on his relationship with Amy or whoever. To me this one felt like it felt like he was traveling a lot and he had some good stories from on the road and then he would go to the beach house and his home in England it seemed like. When he’s talking about Hugh, he was talking about a lot in their home in England, but then the beach house in North Carolina was where their whole family would congregate and then he would talk about his dad and his siblings and all that stuff. And in fact Emerald Isle is where they have the beach house. My family has vacationed there twice. Really? Yeah. Well not like it. I mean, I think I vacationed there when I was like, 8 and 14 or something like that. I don't know. That's his ballpark guessing but it was fun. I liked it. Yeah, we gotta be I mean, I mean he was like when he was describing all the houses all lined up on the beach with you know, their kitschy, you know, beach-themed interiors. That's exactly what it's like and all of them have names that are kind of corny. But by the way, can we talk about his house name on when he buys the beach house he names The Sea Section which I thought was awesome, but as he is, yeah so out of those pretty good. He likes to amuse himself a lot which is it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, very it does a lot of puns. But my favorite part of that chapter, I won't go crazy with the quotes but there's just one more. That's what we could we could just start doing quotes. Yeah. Is about the beach house again, so I said I told myself when I was young that one day, I would buy a beach house and that it would be everyone's as long as they followed my Draconian rules and never stop thanking me for it. Yeah, that's good. That sounds like something you would say. Yeah, this is this house is for everyone but you have to do exactly what I say. Yeah, never stop thanking me. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I like this book. I thought it was, you know, entertaining and funny and like you said, it was a good blend of the funny with the sad. Because he would talk about you know, his mother's alcoholism and but then like tell funny stories about her as at the same time and but I feel like that's kind of like a good attitude to have towards life is you know, it's not always going to be warm and fuzzy and happy but and in sad times it's okay to crack jokes, you know. Life sucks at times, but there's no need to be serious all the time either. So like I feel like that it feels like he and his family. Have a good. Kind of like attitude about life. It's how I would say. Yeah, it seems like his writing is a way to process all of the stuff going on in his life to yeah, and she'll like I feel like it's a good book but like it maybe doesn't stimulate them the deepest of conversations, you know. I mean it. Talk about relations. We can talking about shopping clothes shopping in Japan because there was a chapter about that which I thought was kind of interesting, but I know like I think you know, Yeah, well what you said about the sad parts having more weight or something. I think I have a really good quote on that. So yeah, yeah, okay. And I'll edit all this shit out too and I find when I'm shopping to it's only two pages. I don't go too crazy. No, that's fine. I think. Okay. Yeah, this is it. I highlighted it too okay, so and I think in the chapter like just to give some context he was talking to Hugh about like how he's saying. He's always negative. Mmm, David. So he says is it my fault that the good times Fade to nothing while the bad ones burn forever bright memory aside the negative just makes for a better story. The plane was delayed, an infection set in, outlaws arrived and reduce the schoolhouse to ashes. Happiness is harder to put into words. It's also harder to source much more mysterious than anger or sorrow, which come to me promptly whenever I summon them and remain long after I begged them to leave. Yeah, that's a good quote. That's pretty good because it's so true too because like the negative aspects of Life do stick with us more and he also said that the happy happiness is harder to Source. I think that's true too. Because like we we can have a perfectly good day and we feel happy but like we're not sure really what the made it a good day. Some days are just I don't know, you know, like a unless you're actually going to an event or. You'll having something major in your life happen, you know like yesterday. I had a good day and I just want to work and went rock climbing and so nice and some new hobby. You're like, yeah, so I mean that was a great day. But like so like I guess I could Source it like going rock climbing made it a good day, but work made it a good day too. So like I don't know. I'm rambling. But like every story requires conflict though for it to be captivating. I think like if everything we watch on TV or read in a book was just like they were happy and nothing bad or stood out that they like overcome then it’d be boring. Yeah, right. Well, I think we I think we just hammer out quotes because I think they'll generate a lot of discussion yesterday. Like well, first of all, like one of the first parts of the book that made me laugh out loud was was this opening chapter? Yes. My hair is gray and thinning. Yes, the washer on my penis has worn out leaving me to dribble urine long after I've zipped my trousers back up. But I have two guest rooms. I once I read that in the first chapter, I was like, all right. It's like I mean cuz he's getting older in age. I mean, he doesn't he talks about where he is in his life and just I can already tell you're going to choose the more vulgar quick and graphic. Yes but then also like that same chapter. He talks about having guest rooms. That means people can come over and visit which is. But then he also finds that he just kind of hides in his Studio office a lot of times when he does have company just to kind of get away or sometimes just the act like aloof person and then he comes back in like in the middle of conversations and I that's one thing I love. I love like eavesdropping on random people and just hearing little stiff stupid just hearing little bits of their conversation and being like what on Earth because like. And so that's what he's talking about. And then here's the quote: That often happens with company. I'll forever wonder what a guest from Paris meant when I walked into the yard one evening and heard her saying many goats, my might be nice or otter still when he was father Sam came to visit with an old friend he known from the state department. The two had been discussing the time they spent in Cameroon in the late 60s, and I enter the kitchen to hear Mr. Hamrick say. Now was that guy a pygmy or just a false pygmy? I turned around and headed to my office thinking I'll ask later. Yeah, just the way he liked recounts those things is so funny. Yeah. Yeah, but what you were saying about like visitors and stuff reminded me to of that. I think this is at the end of that chapter. He says when visitors leave, I feel like an actor watching the audience file out of the theater and it was no different with my sisters. The show over Hugh and I returned to lesser versions of ourselves. We're not a horrible couple. We have our share of fights the type that can start with a misplaced sock and suddenly be about everything. I haven't liked you since 2002. He hissed during a recent argument over which airport security line was moving the fastest. That's a good one. I laughed out loud when I read that. It makes you wonder what happened in 2002. That was like his next line. Yeah. Yeah, and I think just the way he picks up on.  like he's a good observer of human nature and. You know our Tendencies or whatever, you know, like he's fascinated. He like would say crazy things to get a rise out of people at book signings or whatever. He would like guess their sign or something and sometimes they could be right and they'll be like, oh my goodness. How do you know, you know and like, but they didn't they didn't know that the 10 other times he guessed it was wrong, you know, and and he just I just. I admire that because I could never do that. You know, I'm the could never be won to say stuff to strangers just to get a reaction out of them and he's like who cares it's a stranger. You'll never see him again and you're probably and you're right. But but then this then this talking about families are yeah, so just the way hold on. I'll just read my quote that so he talked about his family. This is from the chapter now we are five. Take those kids double them and subtract the cable TV. That's what my parents had to deal with now though there weren't six only five and you can't really say they're used to be six. I told my sister Lisa. It just makes people uncomfortable. I recalled a father and son I'd met in California a few years back. So are there other children I asked. There are the man said three who are living and a daughter Chloe who died before she was born 18 years ago. That's not fair. I remember thinking because I mean what's a person supposed to do with that? You know, like he's so true. I mean he's so dead on like you can't I mean people do bring up stuff like that in casual conversation, but what's the other person supposed to do like? Oh, I'm so sorry that 18 years ago, you know you suffered through that but like. Well, he has so he's pretty blunt. And able to get away with saying these things that we can't and like every day. I'm ready. It's almost like a Larry David - yeah, but yeah, I think with like he'll get bored during book signings and stuff. That's why he has to start guessing people’s signs and just kind of yeah, that's what he said. He and there wasn't one thing. He's one of his stories. He and Hugh were traveling. In Hawaii on vacation and he had to sign a bunch of inserts or something or they were just blank pieces of paper. But what they would do is they would insert them into the book as it was being printed. Which I never thought of before like I thought like some the author would if this if you get a signed copy of a book I would I always thought that the author actually signed the book but he was just signing pieces of paper that then got inserted into the book. Which I thought was interesting. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean that's something I would have never thought of but I'm sure after you sign your name like he had a sign it like 5,000 times or something crazy. Yeah. Oh really old. Yeah. Who's turn to do quote? I got one. Okay, he was talking about how Jesus is always portrayed as this handsome white, you know, ripped person in all art ever. This is the quote. What would happen I often wonder if someone sculpted a morbidly obese Jesus with titties and acne scars and hair on his back. On top of that, he should be short five foot two at the most sacrilege people would shout but why? Doing good deeds doesn't make you good looking. Take Jimmy Carter, Habitat for Humanity's and do a thing for those tombstone sized teeth of his. That was pretty harsh. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, you can say you can get away with saying they said oh, yeah, but like I feel like he he says. Things on his vet I think. People think about like but we know it's not polite to say, you know, I don't think he he is politically politically correct at all, David Sedaris, and I think that's a good thing because I think that makes his writing more interesting. I wish like when you see him perform live people are like read his stories. Because it sounds like people are really it's really engaging show like people laugh and cry and he's telling us stories and I'll say things Off the Cuffs as well really well and it almost seems like a return back to like, you know an earlier time when people just go around like orator or yeah, like how many people really do that? Like, yeah, I'm like musicians and stand-up comedians. But like, you know, a lot of people just going around telling stories right right now, that's true. I think that's. Pretty cool that he can do that. Yeah. I like to see him. He's on tour this year already tried to get yeah. Okay not all right here now around here, huh speaking of religion though. This one was funny. So he's in North Carolina a lot. Right? That's where his beach house is. So that's where you grew up to. That's right. Yeah. That's where his Dad lives there. Yeah, so he says. Increasingly at Southern airports instead of a goodbye or thank you cashiers are apt to say have a blessed day. This can make you feel like you've been sprayed against your will with God cologne. Get it off me. I always want to scream quick before I start wearing ties with short sleeve shirts. That was a good one: yeah. I have one more quick one to follow up on that sure he says because he flies a lot around talks. He says: As a business traveler, you'll likely be met at your destination by someone who asks, so, how was your flight? This as if they are interesting variations and you might answer the live Orchestra was a nice touch or the first half was great, but then they let a baby take over the controls and it got a little bumpy. And in fact, there are only two kinds of flights ones in which you die and ones that which you do not yeah. Yeah. Alright, so another one that I found interesting about family Dynamics. And then then Partners romantic partners that join the family later on. So this is quote: Hugh was there as well and while he's a definite presence, he didn't figure into the family dynamic. Mates to my sisters and me are seen mainly as Shadows of the people they're involved with they move their visible in direct sunlight, but because they don't have access to our emotional buttons. Because they can't make us 12 again or five and screaming, they don't really count as players. And that is so true too. I highlighted that as well. Yeah because I can I know for a fact that I resort to my like he said 12 year old self when I'm around my siblings and with my family at like the holidays or something. I mean, it's like it's not I mean. It's good and bad at the same time. You know it but it's true that when other people join the family it changes the dynamic but still it's not a bad thing. Yeah. Yeah. I just think it's probably intimidating for anyone dating the Sedaris like this huge family and try to fit in and keep up with them and at their jokes and everything. Yeah, I thought. His other aggression it was another one of his sisters right Gretchen. Yeah, it's funny. He talked about just like sitting out by the pool with them and getting a tan and kind of like talking and gossiping or kind of making fun of people or something. He said he said I meant to recount my recent battles with Hugh and his mother to tap into the comfort and outraged that only my family can provide. But just as I open my mouth Gretchen sat up and said lazily almost like someone who was talking in her sleep. Do you remember my old boyfriend Greg? Sure. She lit a cigarette and took a deep draw. He used to drink the liquid out of tuna can. The story of my argument was insignificant now dwarfed by this larger and infinitely more fascinating topic. I let go of my anger all of it and lean back on the beach blanket feeling palpably lighter, giddy almost feeling of related, oil or water? I asked Gretchen lean back as well and brought her cigarette to her son blistered lips, both. That's just the well well written exchange. That is that's very well done. Yeah. I think this was in that same chapter you said about the south people in the South saying have a blessed day. He was going around. He was just observing the different idiosyncrasies of the English language that people say in conversation and. But then he got to this point and this made me laugh. A lot of our outlawed terms weren't. Oh, I think I should I think he and his sisters I think had a list of terms that they could just nix that or he and his friend. I think we're saying that certain terms have been used to Ad nauseam and they should be outlawed. All right. So here's the quote. A lot of our outlawed terms were invented by black people and then picked up by whites who held onto them way past their expiration date my bad, for example, and I've got your back and you go girlfriend. They're the verbal equivalence of sitcom grandmother's high-fiving one another and on hearing them I wince and feel ashamed of my entire race. He's like self-aware of oh, yeah like that. Oh, absolutely now, Yeah his relationship with his dad was very interesting. I related more to his relationship with his siblings. So that's why I found that one a little more intriguing to me because but you know, he does have a very dynamic and you know. Yeah complicated relationship with his father. And so one thing he would do is he would like pick fights with his dad or do stuff like almost uncontrollably just to irk his dad and one thing was he would clog the toilet. And so this is the quote here. He would clog it with the cardboard part of the role of the toilet. You are going to reach down into this pipe and pick out that cardboard roll. My father said. Then you are never going to flush anything but toilet paper down this toilet again. As I backed away, he pounced. Then he wrestled me to the floor, grabbed my hand, and forced it deep into what amounted to my family's asshole and there it has been ever since, sorting through our various shit. It's like I froze in that moment with the same interests as that 11 year old boy, the same maturity level, the same haircut, the same glasses, even. I thought that was a pretty good. I think that moment probably did have a big impact on him because he's using it as a metaphor to basically his whole career is writing stories about sorting through his family shit. Yeah, and so, I'm sure that had a big moment for an 11 year old kid because he the dad literally took the toilet off the floor to figure out why it was so clogged. Yeah, and then but then later in that chapter he talks about how he did get along with his dad when it came to music. He said music is the only way I didn't rebel against him. I felt like that was a cool moment because like it didn't seem like any of his other siblings liked the same music as their dad, but he did. I thought that was neat. Yeah, it's like I think I've experienced this along with a lot of my friends. I don't know if you have but like with dad's it's kind of hard sometimes to click or like to talk about just anything or relate sometimes and I think that's really clear with him and his father like they're so different but with music, they didn't have to talk or anything. They could just kind of like both appreciate and listen, so. Now when you say that like that, it reminds me of the movie City Slickers where one of the characters says the like, I mean like they the men are talking about sports and baseball and they get criticized like come on you guys are grown adults, you know, why is baseball that important to you or whatever and one of the guys says that like well when I was like, I guess when I was a teenager and and. Fighting with my dad every, you know, almost every day. It seemed like baseball was the one thing we can communicate actually have a conversation about and I think that's true in life on many levels is that there are a variety of things that that people can find common ground on and that maybe calm the seas of the relation of their rocky relationship. Yeah, like for him. It's music for him and sports my her, you know and just yeah so different people my movies or art and another capacity or polyp. Maybe they like politics and talk about that or who knows. What else? Yeah. but when he talks about his mother and how like close he was with her one quote that kind of stood out to me was. Our mother was the one who held us all together. After her death we were like a fistful of damp soil loose bits breaking off with no one to press them back in. Just a short quote but it's pretty powerful like showing her impact on his life, right? Is that a metaphor the soil? Yeah. Yeah because I was I was I was having this conversation what's difference between a metaphor and analogy? I was like well metaphors more like abstract or more than an analogy is like a specific. This is like this but then like isn't that a simile I like well, yeah, I mean, I know this is off topic. No, I'd like an analogy. Yeah, like he was as fast as a cheetah. All right, that's a simile.  I don't think analogies and similes are mutually exclusive. Okay? But a metaphor is more like this represents that like in an abstraction action. I believe it's been a while since I took. Okay, let's show you that's it. All right. So an analogy can be a simile and vice versa. Okay. I'll keep that in mind we’ll look it up later. Yeah one thing what oh another story I liked was I'm still standing because it was about. He witnessed the guy shit his pants in the airplane and yeah on airplane and then he got like food poisoning or something and he was sick for like a couple days. And so this is the quote. I liked. I'd hope that by the following morning I'd be back to normal, but there was no change. I'd gotten up three times during the night and was still passing a paint cans worth of rusty water every two hours or so. Where on Earth is this coming from? I wondered my eyes did I break stores of liquid hidden in my neck, my calves? I just like yeah, I didn't think the vulgar ones, Tim. There’s a pattern here. Yes. Laughs oh, we've all been there. All right, we want with their on the toilet like it's a sec. Yeah, but at all the while like I like throughout that that chapter or story. He's having the runs and he's in the airplane and he's like petrified of actually reliving his worst night or greatest humiliation. And then the Fitbit is still telling them to get up now. It's time to stand up. Yeah. yeah, that whole Fitbit chapter was funny how he. He got so obsessive about it like he at first had to get like 10,000 steps a day. And then I want 30. How much did he get up to like 60. It was insane. Yeah. I mean like I was worried. Oh my goodness. Yeah. But it's funny like him talking about that and then shopping as well. He kind of has these like obsessive Hobbies but they're not as like like everybody's got their thing like he says, My sisters and I refuse to feel bad about shopping and why should we? Obviously we have some whole we're trying to fill but doesn't everyone and isn't filling it with berets the size of toilet seat covers, if not more practical than at least healthier than filling it with frosting or heroin or unsafe sex with strangers. Yeah. It's a good one. Yeah, that is very good by putting. Yeah, and then just one more thing on that chapter is like news in Japan with like I think two of his sisters and shopping at these weird stores. The things and he's like even though we don't physically look that much alike when we're all sitting at this table wearing these ridiculous outfits that we are more alike than anyone. Yeah. Yeah part. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I yeah, I am realizing now that I had a lot of the gross quotes. Yeah, you have all these family ones. Well, yeah, it's okay the the takeaway is anyone could take something away from yeah David Sedaris. There you go. Whether you're into the gross things, right? The more deep right meaningful moments. Yeah, so I will just. I got I got to read off some of these insults because this is and while you're up there check my prostate was the name of the chapter and he just again is fascinated by these insults that other countries used to, you know, in road rage incidents. Some of them were: a cancer whore. May you build a house from your kidney stones. I shit in your mother's mouth. And he's like does it get any nastier than that? And I forgot I don't have the context for this one. All I did was highlight it. This is another one: shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit. So that was like a German I think and I think something got Lost in Translation. He's like he even said that it must sound different in their native like yeah sound quite so clunky. I just got ya. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, so I'll end on that one, but no like I felt like and then the last chapter was entitled The Comey memo and I thought it was interesting because like. he kind of here. I'll find it. I didn't highlight its before I printed this out. So. I'm just. yeah. Yeah, so he just says. There are things I avoid talking about with my father now, politics for instance. He's always operated on the assumption that I don't know anything, can't know anything really, the issues are far as far beyond my grasp as they are for the chimps in the calendar he gave me. Sure one might pull a lever and a voting booth, but there could be no actual thought behind it. The fight we had following Trump's election had been particularly ugly and we could easily have it again every hour of every day. I don't want to though. Don't want what could be the last words we say to it each other to be ugly. So now so I'll end on that note because like ultimately at the end of the day he wants to have a good relationship with his father. Yeah, and that's admirable despite their differences and worldview and outlook and everything, right? I had a one more about his father. Yeah, maybe I'll do this one that kind of goes off that he says well, While I know I can't control it what I ultimately hope to recall about my late in life father is not his nagging or his toes, but rather his fingers and the way he snaps them and listening to Jazz. He's done it forever signifying much as a cat does by purring that you may approach. That all is right with the world. Man, oh man, he'll say in my memory lifting his glass and taking us all in isn't this just fantastic? Yeah. Yeah, it's always good to have those pleasant memories that you can recall on somebody that even if they're still alive, you know what he's talking about it. A lasting memory hole have forever which is nice. Yeah, like when he talks about his sister Tiffany who committed suicide you can sense like his regret that towards the end. He didn't really try to have a relationship with her that she kind of burned them all so much in the past that it was hard to be close to her, but he still had some regret about it. Yeah, and that that is a difficult situation. I am fortunate that I do not have to go through something like that where a family member has become for whatever reasons unreliable or. No. Yeah, it sounds like she had mental illness or something. You did. Yeah, doesn't make it easier. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I guess I have one more kind of funny one just ended on a happy note. So Hugh and him were arguing about something and he says why can't you let people change this is akin to another one of his questions asked. Why do you choose to remember the negative rather than the positive? I don't. I insist thinking I will never forget you giving me such a hard time over this. Yeah, it does. Yeah again, it definitely seemed like Hugh and David have a have a pretty pretty strong bond. Yeah, I'm pretty yeah, but yeah, I again I like the book ready for rating time. Yeah. All right. I give it a 4 out of 5 Stars. I really liked. Yeah, it was good. What would it have to do to be a five for you? Good question. I just don't know I don't think it can. I don't think this type of book can be a five for me because I just feel like. I don’t know, I mean maybe if all of maybe if all the little things he weaves throughout the story like hit all the right notes for Me. Maybe maybe then it could be a 5 like I don't know. You know, I like the turtle thing, him feeding his tumor to the turtle. It was funny story. But like, you know, okay, I mean. Like I said, I enjoyed a siblings relationship more than his father. And so like I guess it all those themes throughout the book all were spot-on for me then I would maybe give it a 5. Why do you ask, do you were you close to giving it five know? I know it's actually between four and five. Okay, I think yeah, I guess the last thing I'll say like what I take away is that anyone who has like some troubled relationship with her father, sister, Mother, whoever like I think you can find something to relate to him and what he's talking about and everybody has relationships and then issues and whatever. So I like that about it for me. Like I said earlier like it felt a little repetitive and towards the end a lot of the stories kind of ran together. So if they kind of stood out a little more than I probably would give it five but it's a great book. Oh, yeah. I definitely recommend it to ya. So what we're reading next time, too. Next book is The Laws of Human Nature by Robert Greene. Okay, how far you and then 20% Yeah 25 right anymore. No, have you look great. It's a long but it is a long time we'll get to it eventually. Yeah, so go to our website two guys one book.com comment on anything you want literally anything and we might read it on air. Until then, keep reading.